This has always been my dream to be a great and revered comedian making millions of people laugh (Ok I will have to do with lovely you until I catch a break and have millions worshiping at my altar of laughter lol).

I have divided the funny quotes under different headings such as funny movie quotes, quotes from comedians, funny special occasion quotes, TV quotes to name a few categories. You can find all my funny categories on the navigation panel on the left hand side of the site.

I hope you laugh till your stomach hurts, yes I said it, that’s my hope right there. If I can make you do that I will have achieved my purpose on this planet and can die a happy person.

I will wet your appetite with some funny quotes about quoting others.

Quoting, like smoking, is a dirty habit to which I am devoted.
-Carolyn Heilbrun

Stealing someone else's words frequently spares the embarrassment of eating your own.
-Peter Anderson

To be occasionally quoted is the only fame I care for.
-Alexander Smith

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
-George Bernard Shaw

It's like a quote: it's the nearest any of us gets to being in the movies....
-Nick Hornby

I am constantly adding more funny pages. Feel free to visit often and have a laugh on the house. Bookmark my site to make it easier.

Thank you so much for visiting my comedy show of funny sayings I hope the guffaws are loud and you enjoy your stay.

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